GRANDMOTHER WILLOW

notahoe:

there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds 

(via sluttyoliveoil)

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via 420yoloswag)

mericanfootball:

Being an adult and having responsibilities sucks. Literally every day is just life between paychecks.

(via assachusetts)

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

(via martlna)